The Marijuana Logues - Fond Memories Of A Bach Concert
Many people enjoy smoking pot and watching live music and this has always been so.
*takes puff*
Mmm, yes, I can remember that show. We were all really fucked up; and we were all wearing gloves, you see, because it was 1667, the summer of glove. We were all drinking and smoking grass and beating each other in the faces with mallets and lead pipes and such. We just getting really fucked up… it was brilliant.
But no sign of Bach, we were all waiting and wondering where he was. Waiting and wondering and suddenly he did come crashing onto the stage, really fucked up himself. Sat down at his piano and proceeded to play an entire Mozart concerto. Which was really sort of amazing you see, because Mozart of course wouldn’t be born for another three hundred years. We thought: “Oh he must be really fucked up”. He’s just done a cover ahead of time, a pre-cover.
Then he just sort of pissed off, he just fucked off the stage again, after one song. *** *** ***. What’s this twat playing at? *** sort of angry, then one chap raised his torch as if to say I’m sort of angry and I’m raising a sort of fiery stick of protest.
(I’m too high to transcribe the rest of the video, feel free to help)
George Carlin on drugs and marijuana
I smoke so much pot, sometimes I forget to smoke it.
Bill Hicks - Drugs and Evolution
Katt Williams - Weed
I didn’t have any of the pot smoking scenes, which I was bummed out, but the guy Dante who played the drug-dealer, it’s awesome, it’s his name in real life too. That’s how lazy we were when we wrote the movie.
But so when you shoot a movie, when there’s pot in it, you have to, they give you fake pot. They have to legally, I’m not saying it’s right. So they give my boy Dante a bag of fake pot, he pulls me aside and he’s like:
“Hey, they gave me fake weed”
“Fuck that shit”
“I’m gonna smoke real pot, then we’ll see what happens”
So when you shoot a movie, you know, if you do like 15 or 20 takes of a scene, so he’s loading up real full bong-hits and just ripping it. It was so much weed and he didn’t really think about it, by day two he was like:
“Bro I can’t feel my fucking legs”
“I’ve gotta go to hospital”
“Make monkey drive.”
“I don’t know how to read no more.”
He was fried so hard, it was awesome.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
…and you finish off as an orgasm.
The Marijuana Logues - 27 - A List Of Things
The Marijuana Logues - 21 - Letters To A Brand New Baggie
The Marijuana Logues - 11 - This Just In
The Marijuana Logues - 02 - Legalize It
The Marijuana Logues - 24 - Anti-Pot Ads
The Marijuana Logues - 23 - Un-fun Fact
The Marijuana Logues - 18 - Bong Joint Pipe
